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Old v. Gold 210: The Lost Boys

From the mind (or perhaps some other body part) of Joel Schumacher springs 1987’s The Lost Boys, about a California beach town infested with gays vampires. Will the dreamy young newcomer be turned homosexual nocturnal by these timeless rummage-sale-costumed hooligans, or can the ’80s super duo of Feldman/Haim actually save him from perversity immortality? Join our three-quarters vampiric gay panel to find out! (And if the “sub”text gets to be too much, just relax and bask in the glory of Oily Sax Guy.)

This creates a threatening atmosphere, ’cause you know kids with shaved heads and day laborers are very frightening to normal people.

Podcasters: Robert, Tim, Jack, Justin

  • 00:00 Intro and Memories
  • 14:13 Rapid Recap
  • 20:17 On the Boardwalk (Where Vampires Are A-holes)
  • 24:17 All the Gay
  • 30:53 Pick a Tone, We’re at War
  • 34:06 Oily Sax Guy and Other Sexy People
  • 39:03 Randomville
  • 46:51 The Vote

Next Week’s Assignment

Please watch the original RoboCop. You have 20 seconds to comply.

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