From the mind (or perhaps some other body part) of Joel Schumacher springs 1987’s The Lost Boys, about a California beach town infested with
gays vampires. Will the dreamy young newcomer be turned homosexual nocturnal by these timeless rummage-sale-costumed hooligans, or can the ’80s super duo of Feldman/Haim actually save him from perversity immortality? Join our three-quarters vampiric gay panel to find out! (And if the “sub”text gets to be too much, just relax and bask in the glory of Oily Sax Guy.)
This creates a threatening atmosphere, ’cause you know kids with shaved heads and day laborers are very frightening to normal people.
Podcasters: Robert, Tim, Jack, Justin
- 00:00 Intro and Memories
- 14:13 Rapid Recap
- 20:17 On the Boardwalk (Where Vampires Are A-holes)
- 24:17 All the Gay
- 30:53 Pick a Tone, We’re at War
- 34:06 Oily Sax Guy and Other Sexy People
- 39:03 Randomville
- 46:51 The Vote
Next Week’s Assignment
Please watch the original RoboCop. You have 20 seconds to comply.