What if,
back when you were a small boy in Japan,
your hero was an alien in a silly outfit who defeated
a cartoonish arch-villain bent on conquering Earth?

What if
you grew up waiting for your childhood hero
to return, wasting your life,
driving away lovers and your gay best friend?

What if
your childhood super-hero did return,
and turned out to be
not so super?

And was so overconfident
that he left all the work to his
hot, lethal female sidekick?

And what if
the cartoonish arch-villain returned—
this time, with a cool and cunning lieutenant
and his buff “clone-troopers”?

Whom you unwittingly
helped build the ultimate weapon
that could destroy your planet?